Monday, November 14, 2011

Thank God for Women - and let's just leave it at that

I love women, all women. That is not to say that I find all women attractive, it's more the attitude that women carry. I'm 53 years old now, and I think that would make me an "old fucker' by my own standards. I like to hear people say 50 is the new 30....er yeah. The point is, I think I know less about women now than when I was younger, go figure. Maybe I have been lucky or unlucky or whatever.... but I have met very few women who lacked any self confidence. I mean, I know quite a few women and when I sit back and think about it, it becomes clear that most women ARE fearless. I just don't get it.

As it happens, yesterday was a "people watching day".  There is a little open air bar down the street that has live music every Sunday afternoon.  Now I'm a huge music fan and classic rock and the blues just do it for me.  Anyway... as we're all aware of, hopefully, a little booze can loosen the inhibitions and then there is no telling what can happen.  I was sitting there having a cold one and enjoying the tunes, kinda eye ballin the crowd.  That's when she appeared right in front of me on the dance floor. 

Now forgive me, but this is gonna help me make my point.  We all have tastes that are unique to each of us.  As I describe this lady, just keep in mind that my opinion means squat to 50 million Chinese and most of you who read this.  She was damn near six feet tall, pushin about 220 pounds, wedged into a pair Levi's that were several sizes to small and had the "cool" holes in the knees and on the ass area of the faded britches.  The top to this outfit was just a tight ass black leather motorcycle vest with no bra (I know because her tits were coming out both the front an the sides). A huge ass black leather belt with a pink peace sign buckle, and lace fringe on each pant leg.  A motorcycle wallet with a long chain was connected to the belt, finished with lace up, black boots.  She had red hair and freckles and an almost pretty face.  Zero inhibition when it came to dancing. 

And dance she did folks.  She let it all hang out, so to speak.  She was fearless and she used every inch of the dance floor to shake, shimmy, roll, slide and glide, yep I said glide, because she did that too, as well as whoop holler and sing along with the band..  Man she was having fun out there, next thing you know the dance floor was packed and they started some kind of train style line dance, you know who the engine was right? So my point is, have you ever seen a man pull something like this off?  Frankly, I don't know a man who has the cajones to do that, no matter how much alcohol.  I've decided that women just don't give a rats ass what anyone thinks, and maybe that's how it should be. 

Know your own inner beauty.  Unleash your wild side and to hell with what anyone thinks.  She was happy, smiling and the center of attention, while more than one of us sat there wishing we had that kind of courage.  I love women.  Thanks for the lesson.
  
The women in my family are no different.  Except that they are style fashionista's. My mother has owned a boutique shop for over thirty years, between her and my sister, they can do anything, pros in the fashion biz. Throw my niece into the mix and they become world class.  So to round it out... one time I heard the comedienne Carol Burnett describe child birth as "Imagine pulling your bottom lip out as far as you can and then stretching it over the back of your head", I guess when dealin with that, overweight and dirty dancin just pales in comparison.

76 and cloudy....
In Texas

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Talking Heads

Sitting here piddling in the kitchen about to go to work and felt this urge to make a comment about the 2012 presidential election.  On occasion I have been known to listen to conservative talk radio...... however, that shit is really starting to grow old.  Funny how we're a year away from the actual election and there are people already declaring who the winner is gonna be.  Yeah, no shit.  Some woman was on "Hannity" and stated that Romney, hands down, would win the GOP nomination.  Ok, so all the other candidates and their supporters just need to acquiesce and walk away.  DUMBASS!  She went as far as to state that Perry should withdraw and endorse Romney. WTF?  Hannity, where did you dredge up this idiot?  I actually believe that conservatism is about to reach the margin of diminishing returns.  Beck, oh my goodness?  He's crazy.  These guys are getting paid big dollars too.  Remember the article I wrote about money and the evil it brings? Absolute money corrupts absolutely as well.

So where are we today?  Iran is still behind the 8 ball, seems like China and Russia may not be so eager to enforce the sanctions that the U.S. wants in place.  Meanwhile, Israel is talking preeminent strike.  Have things always been this crazy and skewed? It's like everything has been turned upside down and the order reversed.  What was left is right, good is bad and black is white.  During all this, I feel like chicken little running around hollering the sky is falling.  Is it true that Rupert Murdoch is as slimey as most of those on the left?  It's starting to look like it. 

Tell you what.  I'm gonna chalk all this up to it being "almost" election year. Guess we got a good head start on it. All the idiots are out of the closet, everyone with a video camara an a microphone are "legitimate" news sources, reporting the facts as they fit best.  Truth.... oh sweet truth, how in the hell do we find you? 

LMAO in Texas 

Monday, November 7, 2011

Michael Jackson + OJ Simpson = California Justice?

Well people, it's final.... again.  California justice at work.  It makes you either want to puke or laugh out loud.  The same "golden" state that found OJ Simpson "Innocent", has found Dr. Conrad Murray guilty of involuntary manslaughter.  Can you say travesty? 

From the state that provides us with outstanding legal representation such as Gloria Allred.  A woman who has the ability to drag out some of the most vile creatures from some dark hole, parade them around on TV in an effort to get a public condemnation of whomever is in the media hot spot.  Only to slink out of sight when nothing has been proven,  only that the accused would rather the issue "go away" rather than be crucified by the court of public opinion.  The same state where Lindsay Lohan has a perpetual get out of jail free card.  In Texas, people would be asking who she was screwing, cause folks that just doesn't happen. 

As we all know, or must of us anyway.  The truth eventually comes forth.  Poor OJ, think he hasn't relived a few moments of his life over and over and over.  If there is such a thing as hell on earth, and I think there is.  I know OJ is living there.  His outlook...... sadness and pain with no Hollywood happy ending.  Ms. Allred will continue to have her time in the sun, for awhile.  Lindsay Lohan will probably and sadly, die before she turns 28, only to become another footnote of promise gone bad.  The tragic death of yet another beautiful young starlet that succumbs to the trappings of the golden state and Hollywood hype. 

What of Dr. Conrad Murray?  A man guilty of what?  Telling Michael Jackson no.  What does the Jackson family get by this hollow victory?  Maybe to push aside the guilt that each of them bear, maybe it's in hopes that by having Michael be the victim here, it will diminish the pedophile accusations.  But what about them?  What about the families that were damaged by Michael, the children that lost their innocence.  Dr. Murray may have been guilty of many things, I just do not believe that the death of Michael Jackson is one of them.  He was in the wrong place at the wrong time.  Just like all of the families that ventured to "Wonderland Ranch" with big dreams and high hopes.  In this life and certainly in California, the good don't always win and the innocent don't always stay out of jail.  People are fickle and evil is alive and well.

From Texas 

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

You heard it here! I'm pissed off!

Well??????  Please do not tell me your surprised at Herman Cain running into a shit storm?  That is kinda what I was talkin about people.  The ever so trusty media is going to bash whomever the leading conservative is.  Newt, Mitt, Perry and now Cain.  Even Ms. Bachmann had her moment.  If you want to know who the left is the most afraid of, just listen to the news.  Yep, that easy.  Whoever is making headlines for some accusation or implied injustice based on he said she said, that would be the same individual that is the republican candidate in the lead, for the moment anyway.  Who drums up this bullshit?  Groups like the DNC, Politico, MSNBC, CNN, Rainbo Coalition, NAACP, LULAC.  (Oh and if it turns out that Perry's camp provided the fodder against Cain, I will personally campaign against Perry.)  It grabs the headlines and then 3 years down the road it fades into oblivion, oh that didn't really happen?  We're sorry.  It's true what you heard, the people on "the left" actually do eat their own.  Keith Olbermann, a prime example.  He had his head so far up his own ass he turned inside out, where's he now....?

America, the land of fools.  Tell me, who do you really trust?  Who do you believe?  People are just now starting to realize that Wall St. has been ripping them off for years, that the whole thing is a scam, kinda like the FED, we have to pay interest to borrow our own money.  The little guy, the small time investors.  You put your money in and guess what?  You just financed a new car for some jack ass or paid off a bar tab, financed a vacation... etc.., either way your money is G - O - N - E!!  The American thieves on Wall St. were really good, and a bit more intelligent than the operators in Europe. The euro is taking a big stinking dump as I type this, and those people in Greece are getting a lesson in "fleece", because that is exactly what has happened.  Will Greece need to be bailed out, yep, just like the other little podunk countries with no economy.  This should be the anti poster for Obama's social program.  Why, because everything these countries had was based on US dollars that were GIVEN to them.  Not a loan, a frigging gift that us little middle class Americans have paid for and will never see a dime of.  Am I pissed off....... your damn right I am.  Just remember this.  Everyone you know, everyone....... loves money more than they love you.  You hear that?  Everyone loves money more than they love you.  Think about it.  What would it take for you to walk away from your spouse, or kids, your family?  I hear y'all out there, "Oh my lord, I would never ever do that, I love my family.", yep.  I promise you, that there is a price, that YOU would take to leave your family.  I promise you that for half of that price and less, you would betray every friend you have or have had.  How can I say that?  Wall St. baby, it has proven it to me.  Then the Madoff family and the book coming out.  Who's throwin who under the bus there? 

It's friggin sad, but yep!  I know I have a price as well.  The good thing is, that for the time being anyway there is no way in hell someone is gonna offer me the crazy money it would take for me to tell Momz to kiss my ass, or anyone else in my family for that matter.  There is no reason and I don't have anything to offer.  I'm just another hard working knuckled head ,that feels I at least have the right to bitch and moan about the way the middle class is treated.

One last thing before I relax.  Our US economy sucks ass right now.  You know who us little guys can blame?  Our president.  Hear me out on this.  Are jobs available wherever you are right now?  I mean jobs that at least pay above the poverty level?  No?  Hmmmm.  Know any one that does hourly work?  Skilled or unskilled, it does not matter.  Here is the truth.  The health care plan  that Odumbo put into effect has serious repercussions.  If you are fortunate enough to live in an area where they are hiring for anything, look a little deeper.  I know many people that have recently been able to find hourly employment, the kicker is even though they might earn a great hourly wage, you can bet your ass they are not getting a 40 hour work week.  Why?  Because then these employers would have to provide........ YEP, you got it, health insurance.  So, the unemployment rate essentially is meaning less.  Things have got to change people, and it needs to start now.  Make a difference where you are, or give em hell trying.

From Texas